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• (949): View more from California

  i just wanna soil my oats bro

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it

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• (516): View more from New York

  i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major

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• (281): View more from Texas

  i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  A+ Viking dick

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