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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?

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  we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again

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• (760): View more from California

  BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store

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• (805): View more from California

  not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.

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