See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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