You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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