You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Enjoy the penises
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