I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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