I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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