oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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