This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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