he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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