everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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