hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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