do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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