You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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