it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday