they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.