Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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