You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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