I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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