i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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