its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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