Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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