Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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