What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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