Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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