wat bout pragnant strippers??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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