Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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