Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We need to get me chipped asap
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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