She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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