yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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