Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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