so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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