Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize
