So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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