One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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