just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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