At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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