i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I can't put those talents on a resume
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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