just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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