I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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