O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Randomize