Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
