Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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