And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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