I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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