hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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