Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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