there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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