He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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