Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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