now i know why i became what i already was.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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