allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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