i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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