This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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