i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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