operation have a gay friend backfired
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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