Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm like, not good at living.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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